K@#%!

So, a friend of mine on facebook posted a status that had said;

‘Go to UrbanDictionary.com and look up your first name. Copy and paste this as your status and the first entry of what Urban Dictionary says about your name as the first comment.’

I went to UrbanDictionary out of pure boredom and this is what it says;

I laughed for a good minute or two.

1. Amber    

An extremely attractive girl whos flirty personality and curvacious figure will keep you coming back for more. She’s typically a brunette but occasionally acts blonde. She enjoys long relationships and has many close guy friends. Often mistaken for a “slut” but really isn’t. She can also be a super bitch if you get onto her bad side.

“dude, i want to hang out with that girl, shes such an Amber”

Instead of going to my older brothers to ‘honor’ this holiday I’m playing xbox.

I really don’t want to watch over a dozen people stuff their faces with dead birds and other assorted foods.

That just doesn’t sound appealing to me.

You would think that two people who supposedly care for each other would want to see each other more often,confide in one another, and miss one another.

What a fucking joke.